Hey Everyone! It's your favorite recluse, pop artist and ginger ale enthusiast, Dave! I can't believe that I finally convinced myself to write another one of these things, and I'm sure that most of you probably feel the same way. (Pause for Proverbial "W00t W00ts and enthusiastic high fives) First and foremost, I'd just like to let you know that the primary purpose of this Journal entry is to lay to rest the rumors that my affinity for jet-skiing off famous waterfalls across the world had finally done me in. THESE RUMORS ARE FALSE. When ever I barrel off cliffsides, I do so with the utmost caution, and with the safety of myself, my tricked o